Daily Prompt: Zig, the door to door door salesman

Zig considers himself an expert on today’s Daily Prompt, anywhere doors in particular. The Underground is full of them- well, I guess I’ll let him explain.

Guys, forget the time machine and the invisibility helmets – you need an anywhere door. I use mine to store extra rooms in my house: painting studio, personal gym, greenhouse, library, eternally large wardrobe. Not to mention, coffee is just a doorknob away when you can link your bedroom to the kitchen -no staggering down the hallway for me! And, the vacation possibilities are endless! France, Hawaii, Disneyland, Athens, World’s Largest Corn Maze- you name it! Seriously, you have to get an anywhere door!

 

Just, ah.. make sure it’s not tied to a semi-sentient fey sithen that gets mad at you when you move out to go live with your new girlfriend. Just sayin’.

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