Fun at work

Me: “I’m an equal opportunity asshole.”

Co-worker: “Yup, I hate everyone equally. Except for sexy British men.”

Me: “Well of course- they’re given amnesty by the Queen and God Himself.”

Co-worker: [insert obligatory atheist comment here]

Me: “Well, yes. They both have fairly equal power/influence nowadays anyways- puts ‘God save the Queen’ in a new light, doesn’t it? Sort of like ‘Santa bless the Tooth Fairy’.”

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